Isusuko ko na ang ‘Bataan’

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Hello Madma!

Ano pong mabibigay n’yong tips/advise sa kagaya kong first time pa lang makikipag-sex? Sa totoo lang medyo kinakabahan ako kasi first time ko nga so baka masakit and all. I just turned 21 years old at ngayon lang po ako nagka-boyrfriend. Three months na kame ni jowa this month at parang gusto n’ya makipag-sex sa Valentine’s Day. Gusto ko rin naman makipag-sex with him Madma kasi mahal ko siya pero kinakabahan lang talaga ako. Your thoughts, Madma?

More power sa YTM. Avid reader here.

-Fantine
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Dear Fantine,

Panalo ‘tong ngasngas mo! Ang fierce!!! ‘Eh ‘di ikaw na ‘yung “madidiligan.”🙂 Hay naku, ang dami talagang “nangangati” kapag Valentine’s Day. Lahat gusto “magpaputok.” Lahat gusto “magpasabog.” Char.🙂 Kinukulang tuloy ang mga motel sa bansa tuwing buwan ng Pebrero. Lahat fully-booked. Aminin n’yo ‘yan! Kaya ‘yung iba sa kotse na lang or sinehan “nagpaparaos.” ‘Yung iba namang matitigas ang mukha, kahit sa park or sa damuhan lang, talu-talo na. ‘Yung iba namang masa na sabihin na nating “gipit,” kahit sa public CR, go na. Deadma na kung mabagansya.

Nae-excite naman ako for you, Fantine. Or naiinggit. Charoth.😉 Hindi, nae-excite talaga ako para sa’yo. Masaya kasi ‘yang “first sexual experience.” Eeeehhh. Kinikilig naman ako! Nai-imagine ko tuloy kayong dalawa ngayon habang nagse-sex. WOW. Biro lang ha. OR.🙂 Go mo na ‘yan, Fantine! After all, jowa mo naman ‘yan ‘eh at part talaga ang sex sa isang healthy and lasting relationship. Ikaw na rin nagsabi, mahal mo si Kuya. At walang ibang taong masarap ka-sex kundi ang taong mahal na mahal mo. Alam mo ‘yan!🙂 Tsaka 21 years old ka na rin! Konting panahon na lang at mage-expire ka na. So ito ang best time para mag-enjoy.Baka magsara ‘yang “hiwa” mo. Sige ka.🙂

Personally, wala akong masyadong issue sa “sex” per se kasi sexual being naman ang mga tao. Sex is also a need kagaya ng pagkain, hangin at bigas. Bigas talaga?! Hindi pwedeng biko?!😉 Huwag ka masyadong ma-fascinate at maulol sa concept ng sex kasi it’s just another form of human activity ka-level ng paglalaba, pagluluto, pagkanta, paghahalaman, paghahayupan etc. ‘Yan ang totoo.😉 Masyado lang kasing maraming ngasngas ang society about this topic pero if we are going to sum it up, sex is really just an activity. Lahat ng tao nakikipag-sex. Lahat gusto makipag-sex. Lahat iniisip ang sex. Lahat kailangan ng sex. LAHAT!!! Period.🙂 Kahit si Snow White at Cinderella ay nakikipag-sex. Kahit mga sirena gaya ni Ariel ng Little Mermaid ay nakikipagtalik din. Hindi na nga lang pinapakita sa movie pero nakikipag-chorvahan din sila sa mga Prince Charming nila. That’s life. That’s the reality of life.🙂 Siguro magagalit sa akin ang mga conservative na tao sa very liberal kong pananaw about sex. Deadma na. After all, kanya-kanya naman tayong pananaw sa buhay.:)

So since na-establish ko na ang views ko on sex, punta na tayo sa exciting part which mga tips/advise ni Madma sa kagaya mong first time pa lang makikipag-sex. Ito ang hiningi mo, ‘di ba?! So, ito ang ibibigay! GAME!

1. Maligo, Maghilod at Mag-shave– Naku ha ang basic nitong mga ‘to pero ire-remind na rin kita kasi baka lang makalimutan mo sa sobrang excited mo. Ayaw nating amoy kanal ang tinatawag na “pekpek” during sex. Alam nating mabaho na ang talaga ang pekpek in general so huwag mo ng i-rub in ang amoy na ito kay jowa. Ayaw mo namang pakainin si boyfriend ng bilasang “tahong,” right?!😉 Dapat fresh lagi ang pinapakain sa jowa para healthy siya. Basta itodo mo ang pagligo at paghilod. Siguraduhing malinis ang katawan bago sumabak sa giyera. At ang pagshe-shave ay importante ha! It saves time and energy during sex. But mostly time. Baka naman sa sobrang kapal at sukal ng “gubat” mo ‘eh abutin ng 9 hours si jowa kakahanap sa tinatawag na “hiyas” mo. Not likey ‘yan! Ano ‘yan, byahe papuntang Baguio?!

2. Mag-aral re: sex– Mahalaga na mag-review at mag-aral about sex bago ang “big day.” Manood ka ng porn, magbasa ka ng erotic materials etc. Ayaw nating sumabak sa exam ng hindi nagre-review. Baka bumagsak! Aralin mo ang mga sexual positions, mga caressing techniques at kung anu-ano pang sex infos. Pero huwag kang pabida come the actual sex. Baka naman super wild mo like a porn star. Not likey ‘yan! Pa-inosente pa rin ang atake mo dapat. Sweet-sweetan at virgin-virginan pa rin dapat sa simula. Huwag mo agad ilatag ang mga “alas” mo. Gugulatin mo na lang siya dapat sa mga pasabog moves mo kapag moment mo na. Aaay. Maloloka ‘yang jowa mo for sure! Tandaan natin, sex should be satisfying to both parties so responsibility mo ring mag-aral para mapasaya si jowa. Hindi pwedeng nakatihaya ka lang. ano ka, amo?!

3. Exercise.Exercise. Exercise– Importanteng mag-exercise days or weeks before the “big day.” Kailangang palakasin ang stamina para hindi lalatuy-latoy during sex. Ayaw mo namang sigurong isugod ka sa orthopaedic after having sex with your jowa ‘no?🙂 More stretching ka, Ate. Believe me, kakailangan mo ng stretching skill sa sex lalo na ‘yung “pagbuka.” Dapat magulantang si boyfriend sa “pagbuka” mo. Dapat mala-gagamba ang pagbuka mo! Aaay. Maloloka si Kuya nang tunay! Tsaka achibin mo ring ang 2-3 rounds. Ang chaka naman kung lupaypay ka na agad sa round 1 pa lang. Sayang ang binayad sa motel! Hindi sulit.

4. Relax and Enjoy– Chill ka lang, Fantine. Huwag kang masyadong ma-pressure. Baka putukin ka bigla. Hindi maganda ‘yan!🙂 Enjoyin mo lang ang experience. Namnamin mo lang. Tandaan mo, hindi lahat ng tao ay may sex life kaya mapalad ka. Pota ka!😉 Enjoyin mo ‘yung foreplay. ‘Yung mga undressing part, ‘yung kiss, ‘yung cuddle ganyan etc. Don’t forget to breathe ha. Baka naman mamaya atakihin ka sa kama. Hinga lang. Inhale and exhale. Savor the moment.🙂 Huwag kang magmadali! Baka naman pagpasok n’yo pa lang sa kwarto, buka ka agad ha tapos wala ka ng panty. ‘Wag ganyan! Aso ang peg?!

5. Practice Safe Sex- At syempre, huwag kalimutang i-practice ang safe sex. Ayaw nating mabuntis agad. Ang sad naman nung unang “putok” pa lang ‘eh buntis ka na! Diyos ko. Sobrang hinang klase mo! Use condom ha. Ayaw rin nating mahawa sa HIV/AIDS! Alam mo ‘yan. Mag-pills din tayo, Ate. Basta aralin mo ang safe sex tips. Basa-basa tayo sa internet. Hindi ko alam ang mga ginagawa para sa pag-iingat ng babae kasi hindi naman ako babae. Tanungin mo na lang yung mga haliparot mong kumare kung paano ang atake nila.

‘Yun naman! Go na ‘yaaaan. Balitaan mo na lang kame kung ano ang magaganap. Malapit na ang Valentine’s Day kaya simulan mo na ang paghahanda! Just in case hindi mo nagustuhan, akin na lang si jowa. Ako na bahala sa kanya. Char.😉

Salamat sa pagsulat at pagsuporta sa YTM.❤

Yours Truly,

Madma

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10 thoughts on “Isusuko ko na ang ‘Bataan’

  1. Tamang tama tong post na to. haha. Ilang years na rin kami ng bf ko but we never did it. Well kasi medyo conservative pa ko dati saka natatakot ako na baka nga masakit. Buti naman nirerespeto niya at nakakatiis siya. Pero I’m thinking of giving up na rin. Nakakaguilty naman na hindi ko maibigay yung kailangan/gusto niya. Thanks for this Madma! Avid reader here.🙂

  2. Ang ganda ng bagong muka ng YTM! Lakas maka-Dyesebel, Marina, Aryana atbp! Naaaliw ako sa bulateng nalalaglag sa side as you scroll “down there”.

    Uy Fantine, galingan mo ha! Importanteng may alam ka bago “sumabak” para di ka mapahiya sa jowa mo. Di rason ang virgin. Basa-basa din. Nood-nood din ng porno. Research kumbaga.

    Ang importante, alam mo sa sarili mo na handa ka na sa lahat ng aspeto. Napag-isipan mo na bang maigi kung itong si current jowa ang karadapat – dapat sa iyong hiyas? Sya na ba ang bubutas sa tetra pack? Tandaan mo, milestone to so dapat best. Dapat di ka magsisisi.

    Good luck. Be ACTIVE but SAFE, ika nga ni Madma.🙂

    • Hello WitchK! hahaha Na-miss ka naman namin diot sa YTM. Alam naman naming ‘busy’ ka these past few days. haha Ang tamis ng layout no?! Tamang-tama sa matamis na kagaya ko. WOW. hahaha

      Ang legit ng payo mo, WitchK. Parang pinagdaanan mo talaga. hahaha LOVE IT!

      Kamusta ba ‘yung first sexual experience mo?! SHARE NAMAN! hahaha

  3. With apologies to Madma for this long commment, but I thought I’d share my thoughts as well since I am a girl. I just want to help Fantine understand what’s going to happen. TO FANTINE:

    (1) You have to make sure that you ARE ready. Not because he wants to, or because you think you do, it doesn’t mean that you are ready. Like any other planning, you have to be wary of possible consequences of your actions. Madma is very correct that if you do decide to go through it, make sure you are prepared and practicing safe sex. Since you are young, don’t be too much in a hurry. If he hates you for not having sex with him and can’t even wait, then he is not worth it. Don’t show too much your eagerness. Don’t make him feel like you’re just there to cater to his needs. Don’t emulate your namesake’s mistake.

    (2) The first time is most times not that pleasurable physically. Madma again is right: do your research. Your opening will most probably be so tight and you’ll feel like a foreign object is forcefully being inserted in you, which is true. It HURTS. Expect it. It will still hurt the next times because your body will adjust to this new activity that you haven’t been accustomed to yet.

    (3) That Virginity Test, the hymen-breaking? Well, the hymen doesn’t always break on the first time (I even got to read that somewhere years ago). My first sexual tryst with my boyfriend, it was very intense and we lost count of how many times we did it, spanning two days. But I was “officially” devirginized on our second tryst. Don’t be shocked by the bleeding (‘course, I take it you know all about that part) when it happens. On some but rare occasions, some women do not experience bleeding due to past physical activities or experiences that accidentally break the hymen, so be sure to do research just in case no bleeding happens. You can explain to him why it hasn’t happened. But if he’s a shallow jerk insisting, “You lied to me! You said you were a virgin!” like it’s a matter of life and death, dump the guy. He’s not worth it. You know the truth.

    (4) Yes, exercise. A sexual activity could be too exhausting, especially if you’re a first-timer. My first time, my body was aching so much that I didn’t go to work. Some girls get sick with fever. Fortunately, I didn’t. The more physically fit, the better. No need for flat abs or anything. Just exercise so you can handle it better.

    (5) The best part of sex is doing it with someone you love and who loves you. That’s what made it pleasurable for me the first time even though it felt like being drilled senseless. Besides, sex is not just the actual intercourse. Part of it is the foreplay and the kissing and caresses. In time, your body will become accustomed to everything that you’ll start to really actually like the sex part.

    (6) Don’t let him make you do something you don’t want to. If he does, and forces you physically, that may qualify as RAPE. In fact, even if you have consented in the first place, but somewhere along the way, you want him to stop, even mid-intercourse, he should stop. If not and he forces you through violence, that’s RAPE as well. It doesn’t matter if you’re boyfriend-girlfriend, if you’re married, if you consented at first.

    That’s it, Fantine. Hope that helps. Thanks for the space, Madma!🙂

    • Hello Trix. WOW. English! Nakakalokaaa. Teka mag-breakfast muna ako para makasagot sa’yo. hahaha Char.

      I love your insights especially the ‘Virginity Test’ you mentioned. Thanks for sharing your personal experience too.😉

      WOW. ang iksi lang ng reply. hahaha

      Thanks again for your comment, Trix. Tambay ka naman ng madalas here! Ang taray mo magpayo ‘eh.🙂

      • OOPS! Nevermind the first one. Anyhoo, sorry for the English. Marunong naman ako mag-Filipino. It’s just that my brain tends to think in English when I’m writing. I do read your posts from time to time, whenever I am able. Meanwhile, I’m not as brave as you. The only reason I could share something that private was because no one knew me anyway, hee…I just HAD to share because I wanted to help🙂

        Oh, and you’re welcome🙂

      • Hooong sosyal naman na default mo ang English! haha

        Maraming salamat sa paglalaan ng oras para mabasa ang mga ngasngas ko sa YTM! I super appreciate it.😉 Your comments are always welcome here.🙂

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